Useful Guide to Useless Facts That Are Kinda Useful

By: Brass Monkey

Published by Galison, 2026-02-17

GUIDE BOOK - They say knowledge is power--so just imagine the superiority you'll feel with all this useless junk, er, power. Seriously, which are you going to use more--some dumb algebra, or a list of what they call corndogs in various countries? I think we all know the answer. Hard-bound, debossed artwork cover.<br> <br> <br> <br> BOOK INCLUDES - Inside you'll find a comprehensive 160 pages, filled with all sorts of lists, charts and fun facts. This indispensable compendium of weirdly entertaining info will fill your brain with the stuff they didn't teach you in school, mainly because they'd have lost their accreditation if they did.<br> <br> <br> <br> EDUCATIONAL - The Useful Guide to Useless Facts that are Kinda Useful sneaks learning into your life through random, entertaining tidbits. It's packed with quirky information--like why flamingos are pink or how a day on Venus is longer than a year--that might seem useless at first but can actually make you smarter, funnier, or the MVP at trivia night!<br> <br> <br> <br> GIFT IT UP - "A Useful Guide to Useless Facts that are Kinda Useful" makes a great gift because it's like giving someone the ultimate toolkit for impressing strangers and confusing friends. It's packed with random trivia--that's totally useless... except when it's just the thing you need to win an argument or sound like the smartest person in the room at a party. It's the perfect way to look clever while actually being hilariously unhelpful, and it's ideal for those who love a good laugh, a fun fact, and a way to turn every conversation into a quirky trivia contest.<br> <br> Brass Monkey - We're here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted into the things that they can't live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff- well our gifts and games are right up your alley.