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Neurotic Homosexual Candle

Neurotic Homosexual Candle

Regular price $25.99
Sale price $25.99 Regular price

A sea salt and eucalyptus scented candle for the entrepreneur who starts 17 projects before breakfast You know that feeling when you're simultaneously crushing your to-do list, designing a new logo, reorganizing your entire workspace, and wondering if you should start a podcast? We bottled that electric energy into this sophisticated cashmere-inspired fragrance. Perfect for the visionary who turns chaos into creativity and somehow manages to file their taxes only slightly late.

Crafted by Virgins on Fire Candle Co.—a proud LGBTQ+ and sober-owned small business.

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