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Im Sad and Horny

Im Sad and Horny

Regular price $28.99
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From actress Haley Lu Richardson--a raw, beautiful, and playful debut collection of poetry about the chaos of being a twenty-something girl in this world.

i always wanted to be a pop star
so i could catharize my woes, heartbreak and general experience of life in whatever vulnerable, valiant, or petty ways i wished
unfortunately i'm tone deaf
so instead, i wrote these poems
i share them with hope you relate

and resonate with the words in ways my favorite songs resonate with me
i hope they make you giggle
i hope they make you feel a little more okay with your own life

and even a smidge less alone
thanks for buying my sad 'n' horny take on existing in my twenties
love, haley lu

I'm Sad and Horny explores the highs and lows of living life deeply in your twenties. From ghostings and breakups to depression masturbating and finding a little inner peace--Haley Lu captures it all. Through wit and tears, this poetry collection showcases the versatility and personal side of the critically acclaimed actress. Thoughtfully designed with bold and evocative art accompanying each poem, I'm Sad and Horny celebrates the relatable and rewarding journey of loving too hard and finding your way home.
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