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Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar

Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar

Regular price $15.99
Sale price $15.99 Regular price
Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.

Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.

Features include:
  • 12 x 12 (12 x 24 open)
  • Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
  • Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Planning spread for September-December 2025
  • Spans January-December 2026
  • Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Moon phases, based on Universal Time
  • Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
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