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Effin' Birds 12-Month 2026 Monthly/Weekly Planner

Effin' Birds 12-Month 2026 Monthly/Weekly Planner

Regular price $17.99
Sale price $17.99 Regular price
Need to expand your swear-a-saurus? We have just the thing for you!

Each weekly spread of this delightfully profane and deeply cathartic 12-month planner features beautifully colored vintage bird artwork, paired with hilariously irreverent captions--sure to amuse and delight lovers of avian snark everywhere. Bring the joy of swear-therapy to every week of 2026. Track appointments, plan trips, jot down notes, and let these brazen birds work their effin' magic!

Features include:
  • 7 x 9 (14 x 9 open)
  • Perfect bound
  • Sturdy softcover
  • Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Ribbon page marker
  • 12-month planner: January-December 2026
  • Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
  • Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write
  • Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
  • Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Moon phases, based on Universal Time
  • Each weekly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
  • Most items deliver free to anywhere in Vermont!
  • Keeping money local: Every purchase on Myti supports Vermont brands, retailers, and communities—keeping your dollars where they matter most.
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