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Dr. Seuss Book You're Only Old Once (8x11 Hardcover)

Dr. Seuss Book You're Only Old Once (8x11 Hardcover)

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You're Only Old Once! - A Book for Obsolete Children

Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for new retirees, old souls, and kids at heart--and makes a perfect gift to celebrate birthdays and other milestones!"

The Doctor is in...Dr. Seuss that is!

Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.”

Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages.

A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, & anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!

8.38"W x 11.31"H x 0.37"D

56 Pages

Age 7 & Up

Grade 2 & Up 

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