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Embracing The Decline Of My Mental Health Because The American Healthcare System Makes Therapy Too Expensive Candle

Embracing The Decline Of My Mental Health Because The American Healthcare System Makes Therapy Too Expensive Candle

Regular price $25.99
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The official scent of your complete psychological surrender. Our "Embracing The Decline Of My Mental Health Because The American Healthcare System Makes Therapy Too Expensive" candle reeks of coffee and desperation—because nothing says "functional adult" like caffeinating your way through a mental breakdown. This fragrance perfectly captures that moment when the hospital bill arrives and you realize it would've been cheaper to die. Bold notes of "the system is rigged" with lingering hints of "I'm one denied claim away from losing my shit completely."

Burns for 45-50 hours—roughly how long you'd need to work at minimum wage to afford one goddamn therapy session without insurance.

Crafted by Virgins on Fire Candle Co.—a proud LGBTQ+ and sober-owned small business.

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