{"product_id":"disappointing-affirmations-2027-daily-calendar","title":"Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tarnowski, Dave\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePublished by Chronicle Books, 2026-07-21\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations2027 Daily Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where day-by-day, week after week, month-to-month failure is always an option.\u003cbr\u003ePairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. Have a panic attack. You’ve earned it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e6 x 5 x 1-1\/2 inches\u003cbr\u003e316 tear-away pages\u003cbr\u003eDISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing daily aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to set up on home or office desks―anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a daily dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHERE’S MORE: Discover the entire Disappointing Affirmations line, including books, postcards, stickers, pencils, wall calendar, and game. You won’t be disappointed.\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for: College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen Fans of satire and sarcastic humor Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48848471785641,"sku":"PHBK-9781797242224","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/9899\/1785\/files\/24693913482827.jpg?v=1790020424","url":"https:\/\/myti.com\/products\/disappointing-affirmations-2027-daily-calendar","provider":"Myti","version":"1.0","type":"link"}