{"product_id":"card-game-calm-your-tits-1","title":"Card Game Calm Your Tits","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBe The Last Tit Standing!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eQuick-paced card game\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSilly adult humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEntertaining illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCalm Your Tits! Card Game\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlayers win cards for correctly shouting \"Nice tits!\" or \"Tough tits!\" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWatch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOW TO PLAY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThe dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThat lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWatch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBLUE PAIR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nShout \"Nice Tits\" and take both piles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRED PAIR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nShout \"Tough Tits\" and take both piles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFAT BALLS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nShout \"Calm Your Tits\" and take any pile of Tough Tits\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePUSSY POSSE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo pairs can be taken when this card is out! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTravel Friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e2-6 Players\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e15-20 Minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAges 16+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e A Ginger Fox Game \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Homeportonline","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46021519016105,"sku":"175851","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0578\/9899\/1785\/files\/f156e11fct_201.jpg?v=1751559973","url":"https:\/\/myti.com\/products\/card-game-calm-your-tits-1","provider":"Myti","version":"1.0","type":"link"}